Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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