I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize