at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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