I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
smell my finger.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Even my vagina gasped.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize