i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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