Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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