Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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