I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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