i permit you to call me
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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