I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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