guys are only as good as the porn they watch
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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