worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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