The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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