Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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