i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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