You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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