Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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