Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't deserve a penis
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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