awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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