bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I need moral support for this bender
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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