Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
There's even glitter on my cock...
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