is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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