We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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