we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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