yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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