The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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