Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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