kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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