She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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