This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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