Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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