these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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