We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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