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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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