what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I love you.
Bad choice
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