i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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