just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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