never play flip cup with pint glasses
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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