problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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