You just made me feel so damn special
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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