I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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