Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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