had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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