margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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