So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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