You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am mentally ready for anal.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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