It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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