Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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