So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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