Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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